Beware the streets...
Breka took her permit test again today and passed! She showed her permit to me before I even got down the stairs. Yay! Hopefully soon she can start driving me places for a change. :D Got to hang out with Mike yesterday, that was very nice. I miss seeing him everyday. I'll be happy when I'm back with him after Blandine heads back down under, and I'm sure Breka will be more than happy to have our basement all to herself again. *hum* I just realized I have not yet put up a post detailing everyone. Must get on that. Man, I cannot concentrate on writing for shit today, so here's some jokes instead.
Sign over a urinal
Express lane- Five beers or less.
Stress management meditation
Picture yourself near a stream.
Birds are singing in the cool, crisp mountain air.
Nothing can bother you here.
No one knows this secret place.
You are in total seclusion from that place called the "real world".
The smell of pine and blossom is on the gentle breeze.
The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.
The water is clear.
You can easily make out the face of the person whose head you're holding under the water.
Harsh things to say to a naked man
Oh, it's cute!
They have surgery to fix that.
Make it dance.
Wow, and your feet are so big.
It's OK, we'll work around it.
Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
Let's just cuddle.
*giggle and point*
This explains your car.
At least it won't take long.
I never saw one like that before.
It still works, right?
It looks so unused...
Are you cold?