Diet Cat!

Robot Chicken rules

And here are some quotes to prove me right.

Mother: "What did I tell you about being stupid? You don't get a birthday this year!"

Child: "Is this gonna hurt?"
Doctor: "Only if God hates you."

Guy: "Why don't you take your BAR and shove it up your ASS! I'm watching TiVo!"

I never get a spaceship, never!

You totally...

...have to watch this.


And here are the lyrics if you want to sing along.