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Want a laugh?

Go to Google and in the search box, type in "miserable failure" and then hit the "I'm feeling lucky" button. Enjoy, laugh.

Whoa...

So, apparently Fred (don't remember Fred? Click here) is actually a DUDE! Blows my mind. Here we all were thinking Fred was a chickie and he has balls! I don't feel too bad though, cause apparently dwarf hamsters can "tuck them up inside the abdomen". I guess he had them put away for safekeeping. For four months. But today I was holding him, and in the space between my thumb and palm I felt something. So I looked, and -tada- Balls! Just to be sure, I also put him up on a piece of plastic and took a peep or seven, and he matches all the pictures of dwarf male hammie naughty bits. So, haha, even though I named a "female" hammie Fred I got it right after all!

Also, I realize after reading the original Fred post I never did get around to posting those pictures. Here they are, direct for your viewing pleasure, the dude who was a chick, Fred!!

Today...

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Printer!! Part deux

So, totally hooked up the printer and it works! I had to buy a new fucking ink cartridge though, so it technically cost me about $35 for this printer, but hey. I don't care. Now I can print directions, insurance cards, and Natalie Dee crap to put on my wall in lieu of artwork and posters. Cause really, given a choice between this artwork and this Natalie Dee, wouldn't you rather have her stuff on your wall too?

Printer!!

So, not too terribly long ago my mom and sister were cleaning out a bunch of crap in the basement. There was an old printer, a not as old printer, a scanner, and some other computer junk included in the crapness, and I took the newer printer. All it cost me was a new color cartridge, and voila, a printer for me! I considered taking the scanner also but I believe it's the one I couldn't fix long ago, hence why it is in the basement. So, now I have to rearrange a bunch of stuffage to better organize my computer desk. I think I need to start hiding stuff under my bed just to make some fucking room. For those of you who don't know, my room is majorly tiny and cram packed with shit. So maybe you'll be lucky enough to see before and after pictures....if I ever get it done.

Haircut!!

So, I have decided to get my hair cut. I have decided this because, to put it frankly, I have way too damn much hair. Witness the before pictures!




Terrible, isn't it? I agree. So, on Saturday I took myself to the hair salon, and told the lady to cut it all off, and she did. See?




I think it looks better.