Can you tell the difference between Acme and SkyMall products?

I can.

ACME or SkyMall? Score: 100% (10 out of 10)

How well will you do?

Before and after pictures

Here is a picture of me before I lost weight

Before picture

And here is one of me after

Much better after picture

Totally awesome.

Quiz results down the road

I found the results of a quiz I took a few years ago, and just for fun, I retook it to see if I got the same result. Not quite.

Current result:

Old result:

Up to speed

Here's what I've been up to:

Weird Al concert last week
Moved...again...it had better be for the last time...
Fought with my computer for ages, got it fixed, went into Internet coma for days after
Read lots of books
Became single
Not much else

What have you been up to?

Children's Books That Never Made It

1. You Are Different and That's Bad
2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
3. Dad's New Wife Robert
4. Fun Four-letter Words to Know and Share
5. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do Book
6. The Kid's Guide to Hitchhiking
7. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
8. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
9. All Cats go to Hell
10. The Little Sissy Who Snitched
11. Some Kittens Can Fly
12. That's it, I'm Putting You up for Adoption
13. Grandpa Gets a Casket
14. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
15. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
16. The Pop-up Book of Human Anatomy
17. Strangers Have the Best Candy
18. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way
19. You Were an Accident
20. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
21. Pop! Goes the Hamster...And Other Great Microwave Games
22. The Man in the Moon is Actually Satan
23. Your Nightmares Are Real
24. Where Would You Like to be Buried?
25. Eggs, Toilet Paper and Your School
26. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Mrs. Electrical Outlet be Friends?
27. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things
28. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry

Apparently I could set my blog up for mobile posting. When I get my next phone, I just might.*
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I have lost the desire to blog.


*deja vu here. I think I typed this in my dream last night, and yet, I did not know about mobile blogging. Odd!

Planning planning

My friend Kristen is getting married in May, and I am in charge of planning the bachelorette party. I can't say much about where we are going, because I am not sure if she reads this or not, and it's a suprise. But I am excited.